SCENE: I stand at the mirror in the bathroom putting on make-up while Ali picks out in outfit in the bedroom for church.
ME: Dangit. I put on too much foundation.
One minute later...
ME: Daaaangit! I put on too much blush! WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!
ALI: Becoming a prostitute...?
ME: I was going to say clown, but thank you for that.