My birth certificate would say that I'm 23.
And the amount of time I spend watching music these music videos (click here, here, and here) and trying to learn the routines has to qualify me as a teeny bopper. (It doesn't matter who you are, KPOP turns everyone into a 14 year old girl.)
But the failing eyesight,
and staying in on Friday nights perfectly content to turn in early have to make me at least 74, right?